Albion 2: What the Maid Saw

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2: What the Maid Saw

I made my own way out of the formal living room, past another uniform in the hallway. I nodded at the large Shep, a fellow older than Parsons, one who also had a far greater sense of decorum (if that’s the phrase I was looking for). He nodded in return. “Anything you need, sir?”

“Directions to the kitchen.”

He gestured toward my left. “Quickest way is through the dining room.”

“Makes sense,” I smiled, sneaking a glimpse at the name tag, then hesitating.

The dog chuckled. “Pah-DEE-ya. Everyone does that.”

“I wondered if it was more like the sounds in ar-mah-DILL-oh. Thanks for helping me out, Officer Padilla.”

“Anytime, sir.”

I moved off, daring to feel that the day might not be as hopeless as first I feared it might be. Cops like Padilla were always good to find; they had a sense of empathy toward others. He helped me avoid a moment of embarrassment by telling me how to pronounce his name. As burned-out as I get these days, I still hope for more like the Shep — in general, in the force, and in those I could work with. Luck of the draw stuck me with Parsons, so I’d live with it.

Navigating my way through an ornate dining room (the type no one in his right mind would use on a daily basis), I padded back into the warmth of a kitchen worthy of the old money that the Glovers pretended to. Generally speaking, “Winchester Heights” was a fancy name for a bunch of McMansions, carefully constructed for ostentation, designed to be mammoth buildings set like architectural sumo wrestlers squatting on perfectly-kept grounds. Having staff for gardening, landscaping, exterior and interior building maintenance, and household servants was a given; if you couldn’t afford them, you couldn’t live here. I made a wager that there were rooms in this house that were elegantly appointed, designer decorated, carefully kept, and never once used by anyone for any purpose. It was possible that the Glovers didn’t even know that they were there.

That was the difference between old and new money. I confess a weakness for a variety of British television programs, and my sense of manor houses made with old money was that they were useful as well as ornate. Even those rooms that look like they should be attic spaces, with dormer windows and a half-dozen sets of stairs to get to, were used by yowens growing up. A whole section of the place would be given over to the house staff, with their own dining areas, modest but well-kept living quarters, and the atmosphere of private gossip and intrigue that became known as “what happens below stairs.” Although that sort of thing didn’t happen often on this side of the pond, I hoped that some member or members of the staff had picked up on something, even if they didn’t know it.

At a kitchen table tucked into its own nook (mentally, I placed a further wager that Mrs. Glover had never stooped to using it), a female white mouse of perhaps twenty-some years sat almost as stiffly as did the white collar of her traditionally-designed gray housekeeper’s uniform. Her furless tail was still, her eyes clear; I figured that the tension was partly due to her not understanding why she was there, and partly shock over hearing of her employer’s death. Sitting with her, an older female panther in a similar gray uniform held the mouse’s forepaw in gentle commiseration. The feline had been there longer, both in terms of service and in terms of who had arrived first that day; the cook would no doubt have been in to prepare breakfast for her employers, and it was she who had kept the coffee pot going.

No matter how quiet I thought my approach, the feline’s ears pegged me before I was halfway across. She looked up first, followed by the mouse. I introduced myself, took out the shield to make it official. The panther took up the duties. “I’m Bessie Long, the cook; this is our housekeeper, Allison Doyle. An officer told us to wait for you, ‘though the missus…”

I nodded. “She buzzed while I was there. I think she wants more coffee. I also told her that I had asked you to stay here until I saw you, so you aren’t to be blamed. Let me know if she says anything to the contrary.”

The panther rose with the fluid grace of her kind, a smile on her muzzle. “I’ll make a cup ready to take through. Saves time.”

“Let me ask the officer in the hall to take it through. It’s sort of a detective thing.” My smile was intended to take the sting out of it; instead, I noticed that it made the mouse at the table more nervous. I turned back toward the feline, who busied herself at the counter near the stove. “Does she often take this much coffee?”

“I think it’s to give herself something to hold on to that feels normal.” The comment was made with a distant compassion. She felt a responsibility toward her mistress, and she was herself compassionate, but not out of a closeness with this employer. The preparation of the brew was quick, made out of ingrained habit, almost without thinking.

“Is so much caffeine healthy for a bereaved tigress?”

“It’s been decaf after the first two cups; she hasn’t noticed.”

That got an appreciative nod from me, and I padded back to the door I had come in by. “Officer Padilla?” I called. “A favor from you.”

The big dog made his way through, nodding genially to the maid and the cook, who passed the cup and saucer to him. “Thanks for waiting on her ladyship,” the panther winked at him.

“Is that what I should call her?”

“For the sake of your tail, please don’t!” The cook laughed gently. “Just ‘Mrs. Glover’ is plenty.”

With an understanding smile, the Shep moved off to deliver the fresh, decaffeinated brew to the mistress of the household, without (I felt sure) supplying the honorific along with it. I wouldn’t have trusted Parsons with the job, if only because the pup would have spilled half of it before he’d gotten back to the living room.

The cook resumed her place next to the young maid, once more taking the younger female’s forepaw into her own. The mouse still had a quiver about her, one that most cops would think came from guilt. They wouldn’t be entirely wrong, but I also wagered they’d misinterpret it. I supposed it would have been a good time to bring out some charm, but I’d left it in my other overcoat.

“Did you have questions for us, Detective Luton?”

“Just a few, thank you. I’ve already been told that neither of you was here prior to Mrs. Glover telephoning nine-one-one; is that correct?”

“Yes.” At a gentle squeeze from the panther’s forepaw, the mouse nodded.

“I’m looking for information about the household in general, if that’s all right.” I indicated a bench across from them, and the cook waved me to it. As I sat, I took note of the view. The breakfast nook wasn’t in some dark enclosure; two sides of it were made of what appeared to be double-paned glass, looking out onto a meticulously-kept garden of seasonal succulents, or whatever they were called. I’m bright about a lot of things, but gardens, landscaping, even mowing a lawn was not among them. What I did know was that the view was beautiful. Spring may not have sprung, officially, but a lot of these flowers didn’t care.

“Ms. Long, may I ask when you arrived this morning?”

“When the kits are away at school, I’m told to get here to have breakfast ready by seven-thirty on weekdays,” she said, either from a practiced rehearsal or from having it ingrained for a number of years. “That’s for Mr. Glover; he gets to his office about nine, generally, and he usually keeps it simple. The missus, she could want just about anything, but her schedule is… flexible.”

I let the comment pass with a nod. “You arrived today at…?”

“Not quite seven.” Her yellow eyes were half-lidded. “I was stopped at the gates by an officer. He didn’t want to let me in, until the missus insisted. Word was passed by someone or other, I’m guessing.”

“So you were physically in the house at…?”

“Gettin’ on for seven-forty-five, I’d say. I had waited out front, to see if the missus wanted me sent home, and when she finally found out I was outside, she sent the word down. I was let in through the back door, like always. Started coffee. Don’t think she knows how to work the coffee pot.”

I allowed a small smile to agree with her. I took a breath, putting things into a mental timetable; it was creeping slowly toward ten-thirty now. “Are you here through the day, to cook other meals?”

“Weekdays, if the missus goes out, I can have the middle of the day to myself.” The panther leaned back a little, her tail making a lazy sort of twitch behind her. “If she’s here, I can do the grocery shopping after she’s done with breakfast. I get a list, most often, although I can stock up on things we use up regular. I get dinner ready for seven at night, and I can go home after I clean up.”

“Long days.”

“Pay’s okay. I have afternoons out, or take a nap in one of the guest rooms.”

“Lot of years?”

“Seven. Since they moved in here. I worked other big houses; this one’s ‘bout the same.”

I nodded, actually making notes for a change. “How was Mr. Glover to work for?” The panther looked cagy for a moment. “I’m not likely to talk to Mrs. Glover again, and I need to know all I can from you. This is between us.”

She nodded, although she still had some guard up. “He was always very reasonable.” The implication in her tone of voice was that “the missus” was not always so. “Simple tastes. Easy to cook for. Had some favorite recipes that he asked to be sprinkled in among more usual foods. Bad day at the office, he’d call to ask if it would be trouble to make a certain dish, and he was always very grateful for it. Didn’t use his buzzer if he could pad his way here. I’d tell him it was no trouble for me, and he’d say that he needed a chance to get away from his work for a few minutes while I fixed up some tea or cocoa for him. He’d sit at this table and talk to me.”

“Just talk?”

The yellow eyes turned on me, fully open and hostile. “Mr. Glover wasn’t like that.”

I held up a placating forepaw. “You know I had to ask.”

She paused, backed down from her boil. “Yeah, suppose you did. No, he wasn’t like that at all. He was just bein’ pleasant. He treated me like a cook, not a slave. He didn’t demand; he asked. Said that’s why he didn’t like the buzzer. Sounded to him like a scream, not just a signal.”

“You served dinner last night?”

“As always.”

“Anything special?”

“He didn’t ask for a special meal, if that’s what you mean.” The panther took stock of herself and the moment, getting my drift. Her face showed pain at the thought of it. “I have a trick with meatloaf that he liked, and it was a joke sometimes, ‘Meatloaf Monday,’ like we had it all the time. Just happened to fall…”

Her voice trailed off, and I waited a moment before asking gently, “How did he seem?”

“Quiet. Not so unusual; him and the missus didn’t talk much during meals, not for a long while. He was still polite, still turned a smile to me to thank me. It was… well, lookin’ back, it was…” She took a long breath. “Nothin’ I’d expect from that. Nothin’ made me think there was that much wrong.”

“It’s not something you can actually see, they tell us. Not something you could know.”

After a moment, the cook nodded a little. “Such a shame anyhow. He was a good furson. Treated me good.”

I nodded, then turned to the white mouse. “Ms. Doyle, what was he like to you?”

“Same.”

She continued to avoid my eyes. I put the pen and notepad back into my pocket and brought out my softest voice. “Ms. Doyle, are you all right?”

“A’course I am.”

I flicked a glance to the panther, who nodded and leaned a little closer to the mouse. “Allison, how about I make a cup of tea for us? I know you don’t much like coffee. How about you, Lieutenant? Which would you like?”

“Tea would be very nice, thank you. If Mrs. Glover decides she wants more than coffee, she can wait for it.”

The panther allowed herself the tiniest of smirks. She squeezed the mouse’s forepaw again and rose to tend to matters. I shifted, trying to make myself look as casual as possible. “Ms. Doyle, how long have you been working for the Glovers?”

“Three years.”

“That’s time enough to develop some loyalties. I promise I’m not here to dig up dirt or anything. Must seem like it; cops always have ulterior motives, don’t they?”

An involuntary darting of the eyes told me that I’d struck home. Behind me, I heard the panther getting water from the filtered tap to make the tea. Her movements were efficient, and I had solid reason to think that her ears were trained on my every word.

“Ms. Doyle… may I call you Allison?”

She nodded curtly.

“Allison, would you tell me what it was?” She didn’t answer, although her tail shook once through before she could stop it. “You appear rather young. I’m thinking it was a time ago, probably juvenile, so the records are sealed. I promise you, I’m not here to expose anything. Please answer one thing. Look at me at tell me that you’ve had no trouble since.”

She turned her terrified, defiant eyes on me, but still she wouldn’t or couldn’t speak.

“You’re in a position of trust in this household, and you’re worried about losing your job. You won’t, not if I have anything to say about it. Allison, I won’t hold this over your head. I need you to trust me, trust that you can talk to me in confidence, and I’m guessing you haven’t been able to trust that before. Not with a cop.”

The older female returned to the table and reached out for the younger’s forepaw again. “Allie… I won’t let him hurt you. I think maybe we can trust him. If he throws anything to the missus, I’ll call him a liar to his face.”

I smiled a little. “And I’d deserve it, too.”

The young mouse let fly with a kind of laugh that sounded more like a frightened snort, but she managed to loosen up a bit. “Took a car,” she managed.

“Like a joy ride?”

She shook her head. “Had to get away from him. He… he would…”

“I think I understand. How old were you?”

“Sixteen.”

“I hope juvie was better to you than he was.”

A tiny smile emerged. “Not by much.”

I chuckled softly, then looked to the panther. “That’s why you defended Mr. Glover so firmly.”

She nodded. “He wasn’t like that, not to us, not to anyone I ever saw. The records on Allie were sealed, but she wanted to come clean with him when she answered for the job. It was considered GTA, so the files said nothin’ about the beatings that damned rat gave her. Mr. Glover, he got the whole story from her, gently. Never did anything, just took her forepaw as she got to crying, offered her the job on the spot. Called me in, told me the whole story, told me I was to help watch after her, in case she got any flak from anyone — ground crew, guests, the kits, his missus, anyone. He wasn’t no saint, but he was fair.”

“Then help me find out what happened to him.”

The tea kettle began to whistle as the panther nodded. She gave a squeeze to the mouse’s forepaw again and rose to finish preparing the tea. After a long moment, the young housekeeper managed a small sigh and nodded as well. “Okay. I’ll try.”

“Thank you, Allison. I’ll try not to be such a damn cop.”

Despite herself, the mouse giggled (nervously but rather cutely, I thought), and I smiled with what I hoped would be viewed as non-predatory encouragement. I’ve been told, by a few females in my day, that my eyes had a certain quality that they described as “seductively needful.” Apparently, what I had thought of as being a sympathetic look had some tinge of lustful predation to it. I made an effort to keep my ears at a friendly angle and my tail still. I would have had no designs on any female so young, but particularly not one who’d suffered abuse, and at such an early age, and doubly so not one who was connected to a case.

“Let’s start with the easy stuff. What time did you get here today?”

“About eight-thirty. Bus was a little early today.”

“That’s strange by itself!” I smiled, hoping to keep the ice breaking. The smile she gave me made me think it was working. “Which is your stop, to get here?”

“Tolbert Street, about three blocks. Guess I’m still sort of on winter schedules.” She must have registered my confused look. “If the streets and sidewalks are icy, I walk slower. Don’t want to slip.”

“Neither would I. Good thinking. So, about two hours ago?” She nodded. “You were stopped at the gate too?”

“Yes, sir. I was told—”

“Allison, would you like to call me Max?”

A pause. “If you wanted.”

Too far. “It’s just that ‘sir’ makes me feel old.” I smiled again. “Not a problem. What were you told at the gate?”

“They didn’t say much, just called up to the house to make sure I was supposed to be here. Bessie told me what happened.”

I wanted to tell her that it took some guts to face down a bunch of cops, given her experience, but that might also be too far. Sometimes, I can actually figure out that it’s better for me to keep my tongue behind my teeth. “So you usually get here about eight-thirty?”

“Ish,” she said. “Usually, Bessie’s the only one who notices.”

“I ain’t your time clock,” the panther smiled. She set down a tray bearing three mugs of hot water, offered me a china bowl with several types of teas in individual bags. “Sorry for the ‘instant’ treatment, but I didn’t know how much time you wanted to spend here. I’ll fix real tea for you sometime.” She sat, smiling at the mouse, then turned back to me. “Allison’s most flexible between us, probably. The missus doesn’t want to be disturbed by the cleaning up, so it’s the upstairs done anytime after nine, downstairs after lunch.”

“Does that include Mr. Glover’s library?”

The mouse nodded. “His study, yes sir… urm, yes.”

I kept the smile soft as I selected a packet of Constant Comment. Just opening it released the scent of spices into the air. I can be a slave to my nose. So sue me. I took out the bag, put it into the cup, let it soak and sink into the mug to do its work. “Did Mr. Glover ever work from home, Allison?”

“Sometimes.”

“Recently?”

She paused, taking a packet almost at random, as if wanting something to do with her paws. As the panther selected Earl Gray, silently encouraging her again, the mouse found her tongue. “A few days this past week, and he was here yesterday.”

“He didn’t go to the office yesterday?”

“I think maybe he did in the morning, but he came back, or maybe he didn’t go after all. Anyway, he was there in the afternoon when I came in to clean. I think I…” The moment stretched. “I think I interrupted him.”

“What makes you think that, Allison?”

“I didn’t expect him to be there, see, and I just walked in.”

“The door was unlocked?”

“Yes.” She squirmed, her round ears splaying a little. “I usually knock, just to be sure, but yesterday, I was distracted.”

“Music?” the panther asked, and the younger female nodded. The cook looked back at me with a smile. “When Mr. Glover and the missus are out of the house, I let her listen to her music box, whatever it’s called these days.”

“My phone,” the mouse blushed. “I stream music on it, and I’d gotten new songs this week, so I was listening to them.”

“Must be good tunes,” I agreed. “Was Mr. Glover upset?”

“Oh, no, he wasn’t like that…” She paused, looked embarrassed. “Well, he wasn’t… I mean, not usually, and not yesterday either. But it was…”

I nodded encouragement. “Just tell me what happened, Allison.”

One last hesitation, a flick of an ear, and the mouse plunged in. “It just felt different. I mean, I’d goofed up before, and he was pretty good about it, but he was always… usually, he smiled, being nice, as if he didn’t want to hurt anybody’s feelings. This time, it was like he was sad. I apologized all over myself, and he said don’t worry about it. He looked like he was going to ask me something, and then he stopped. He just looked at all the papers on his desk.”

“Could you see what they were? I mean, if they’re just lying there, in plain view…”

“Not to read, no, but… well, you know how lawyers seem to have papers tucked into a piece of blue paper, so that it’s all stapled at the top?”

“Yes. I think they’re called ‘legal covers,’ and a lot of firms use blue or beige. It’s meant to look professional, I think.” I finished dunking my teabag, the liquid in the cup seeming about the right color. “It does stand out, though; you can tell at a glance that it’s supposed to be a legal brief of some kind or other. Were there a lot of them on his desk?”

“That’s the thing, see. Other times, I could see maybe three, four, a half-dozen of them, scattered around. There was only one, and it was over to one side. He was looking at something else, papers in that old-time plastic-backed binding, what’s it called?”

I thought back to self-bound sheafs of paper from clubs and some official offices back before emails, PDFs, all the electronic abolition of dead trees. “Comb binding?”

“That’s it.” She nodded vigorously, her eyes bright, her ears forward. “When I walked in, he closed it up.”

“Like he was trying to hide it?”

“Well, not really, I mean, he didn’t do it fast, like he was ashamed of it or something. He kept a finger in the place where he’d stopped reading, or I guess so. And he wasn’t sharp with me or anything, so it’s not like he was reading porn or something, like some males would do. I asked him if he wanted me to come back later, and he said tomorrow.” She paused, frowning, blinking a little.

“Allison?”

“Sorry,” she flinched a little. “Just… I don’t know if…” She shook her head, trying not to smile. “I know, I know — anything could be important. Like on the TV shows.”

I nodded, smiling gently at her. “Yeah. It’s corny, but it’s true. What were you going to say?”

“Well, he said it twice. ‘Tomorrow.’ The first time, it was like he was just giving me information, as though he’d said the whole sentence, like, ‘Come back tomorrow.’ And then he looked away from me, and he smiled a little, and he said it softer. ‘Tomorrow.’ Like he was thinking about…”

The mouse shuddered once through, violently enough to bump the table and jostle the mugs a little. Bessie reached across, taking Allison’s forepaws in her own, shushing and holding tightly. “You couldn’t have known, Allison. Don’t you take that on, hun; it’s nothin’ you done.”

“No, it isn’t,” I agreed.

“I know, I know,” she said, her muzzle quivering. “It’s just… remembering like that. It feels like maybe I should have known, like…” She stopped again, squeezing the panther’s forepaws, regaining herself slowly. I remembered my thoughts about her having courage, and I adjusted them up a notch. I waited until she had gathered herself enough to nod, release her grip on Bessie, and moved to sweeten up her tea with honey. After she’d had a fortifying sip, she nodded once more and looked at me with a more steady gaze.

“Shall we just enjoy tea for a bit?” I asked gently.

“Only if you’re done with questions.”

“Just one last one, if I may.” Her smile was strong again. “Could you read the title on that comb-bound volume?”

“Not all of it,” she admitted. “His forepaw was over a lot of it. I thought I saw the word ‘Manifest,’ like maybe it was some kind of inventory or something.” The young mouse sat up just a little straighter. “Got my GED.”

“And scored high, I’m sure.” I raised my mug in salute, and the two females returned it gently. I let the flavors of orange and sweet spices dance on my tongue as my mind tried to imagine what a real estate lawyer trying to evict squatters would need an inventory of, much less how or why it would be linked to his murder.

 

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Albion 1: Crime Scene

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1: Crime Scene

A lot of things may be said to swarm. Bees do it, as the old song goes. So do football fans at the stadium gates. Groupies at a rock concert. Relatives at a will reading. The swarm that I see most is cops around the house where somebody turns up a body. Especially when the house is located in a fancy neighborhood.

The whole damned thing could have been an April Fool’s day joke, except that this year had decided that April 1st should also be a Monday, har de har har. As it turned out, there was still some cosmic or karmic mischief lingering the next day. See, I only got the call that Tuesday morning because I was the next detective in the barrel. Some joke, huh? Wait — the punch line takes some build-up to get to.

As far as first looks go, the case wasn’t anything spectacular, like a burglary-cum-homicide, a vendetta killing, or even something juicy enough for the next creepy ghoul-monster-serial-killer movie (a franchise which, rather like its subjects, simply refuses to die). This was a suicide. Or, as the captain put it, “Just a suicide.” As a rule, homicide detectives are not dispatched to such scenes; we do, after all, deal with homicide, not suicide. But in the same way that rank hath its privileges, money speaketh loudly, whatever the crime. I had been sent off on this fool’s errand because Thomas Christian Thaddeus Glover, feline male, age 47, of average weight and build, had significantly above average means. That kind of clout means that the ranking part of the rank-and-file had to look into it. The pressure could have come from friends or enemies in high places, financial or political leverage, whatever; I’d seen it all often enough not to give a hot flying anything at this point. Make an appearance, that’s all that was required of me.

No one had bothered to suggest why the cat would want to pull his own plug. Maybe some big problems at the office, maybe money trouble that nobody knew about. From what I’d heard about him from the captain, as well as from various public information sources, he didn’t seem the type to be blackmailed — too damned straight for that. Then again, none of the other categories seemed to fit either, at least not at first glance. I’m not sure if I was being paid to think or maybe paid not to think. “Any death under unusual circumstances must be investigated” — thus it is written in the Sacred Rule Book. Simple truth was that no one cared if you offed yourself (with the possible exception of life insurance companies and anyone you owe money to), but somefur has to go through the motions, and I got tagged for the job. Even if I did my job right, I didn’t expect it would take very long.

Nasty little traitors, expectations.

I levered myself out of my car, noticed that the sky was clearing. Some of the other cops were clearing, too. I hoped both were good signs.

“Detective Luton?”

The patrol padded over to me, a new pup on the job, much too cheerful, his uniform much too creased. Ears forward, tail reasonably respectful, eyes bright, golden fur clean and brushed to regs, still hot for this new game he had found to play. I’d have felt unkempt and shabby, if I’d given a damn. I noted the name tag, wondered if it would still be on the rosters in six months. “What’ve you got, Parsons?”

“You’re gonna love this one, sir. One body, two weapons.”

I felt an ear twitch. “What?”

A thin forefinger, bearing a carefully clipped claw, wrapped circles around his temple. “Looney Tunes,” he said with confidence. “A nut case suicide. They haven’t taken the body yet; still there in the library. See for yourself — unless you’ve just had breakfast.”

* * * * *

There are days when it just doesn’t pay to be canine. It was still strange to me that the young Labrador in the new uniform wasn’t overwhelmed by the smells of a fresh body. Granted, the usual issues regarding the extrusion of various bodily wastes hadn’t happened yet, but the blood and brains were enough to set most of us to using practically anything in a tin to help deaden the sensitivity of our noses. I may be only 52, but I’d already had too much of it ten years ago, when still a newbie at the detective game. One thing about collies like me: We tend to be tenacious. Oh, and practical. That whole pension thing. About a year left to the magic two-oh on my shield, not that I’m counting.

The scene was plenty grisly enough that I didn’t need a coroner to tell me the cause of death. The gun was still clenched in the victim’s left forepaw, and it was clear that the entry point was the left temple, exiting through the right side of the head — what was left of it.

“Like I said, Detective: Whacko.”

I also didn’t need the running commentary, but Parsons seemed to be operating on a different script. Pardon the stereotyping, but Labs can be yappy if they’re not given a firm paw at an early age. I chalked it up as another indicator of his occupational virginity. He’d adapt or go; that would be up to him. Meanwhile, back in the adult world, I was doing everything by the numbers — checking the scene, looking for clues to confirm the obvious, making mental notes of things to mention to the M.E., and to run a check on Glover himself — but I felt that I was already late to this party. “Has Forensics been here?”

“Been and gone.”

“Everything? Photos, sketches, prints, fur, fiber, ingress, egress?”

“And a partridge in a pear tree. The M.E. is running behind schedule — caught in traffic. We’re waiting for him to okay us to take the body and the weapon. Weapons,” he corrected himself with an almost gleeful swish of his tail.

I knelt by the desk chair, a plush but efficient design like everything else in the meticulously kept study. (Note to Self: Check for a housekeeper. No self-respecting heterosexual male is this neat.) Glover himself was already dressed-for-success, ready for the office or perhaps, in this case, for his funeral. I still couldn’t say for sure if he was the tiger he appeared to be by other fur color and markings; too much of his head had been blown away. My guess was a magnum shell, something that mushroomed out and probably lodged (if any of it stayed intact) in the opposite wall somewhere. Even so, one ear appeared to have the correct colorations for him to be panthera tigris. It would only be important for identification purposes, and his new widow would probably give us that if pawprints and DNA didn’t do the job. (Mentally, I corrected myself: A member of the Bar would have pawprints and, depending on his law firm, DNA records as well. No respectable shysters [pardon the oxymoron] would let members of their firm not have identity markers in some private repository somewhere. The more perceived power you get, the greater the paranoia.)

I looked carefully at the second weapon. Glover’s right forepaw had clutched spasmodically about the shining gold hilt of a brilliantly polished short sword. I could still smell the metal cleaner on it; not a smudge, fingerprint, or blemish on the entire length. Symbols or runes of some kind had been etched down the center of the blade, and they had oxidized sufficiently to stand out in beautiful relief.

“Nothin’ like a little certifiable flip-out to renew your faith in natural selection, eh, Detective?”

“You like natural selection, do you, Parsons?”

“No likin’ or dislikin’, Detective. Just is.”

“That’s what they say, isn’t it? It is what it is.”

“Yah, and that’s how it is.”

“No flies on you, Parsons.”

I let him try to figure out what that meant while I kept looking things over. The desk pad contained a series of scribbles, notations, question marks, doodles — no doubt all the components of a forensic psychoanalyst’s wet dream. It also contained, in a carefully marked-off section, several scrawls that appeared to be the same as the sword runes. No, check that — not the same, but similar. An ornate pen holder lay up and to the right of the desk pad; the only pen in view lay on the right side of the pad itself, virtually pointing toward the scrawled runes.

“Some mess, huh?” continued Parsons jovially.

I could see no suicide note. Not everyone leaves one, of course, but it was another fact to put into my mental list. I stood and scanned the room. Nothing disturbed; shelves of hardcover books, many appearing to be collectables, slip-cased, gilt lettering on the spines, perfectly filed away and kept free of dust (yeah, there’s definitely a housekeeper; subconsciously, I added the unnamed maid to the list of people to question). Two paintings, tastefully framed, hung precisely in carefully measured niches; to my untrained eye, they looked like originals, although I couldn’t place the artist any nearer than 19th century.

The Lab forced a brief chuckle. “I tell ya, they’ll never get it out of that carpet.”

The floor was covered from wall to wall in a thick white pile, easy on the hindpaws, beautiful but cold. On one wall, a mini-bar stood well-stocked and orderly, each element of its finely polished oaken rack precisely placed. All of the glasses were set and clean, the bottles reasonably full. Even the pipe rack was immaculate, perhaps to the point of being merely decorative. There was no scent of tobacco anywhere, and even housekeepers can’t take away that smell well enough to keep it from a nose like mine.

“Are you in charge?” The heavy-set pug who had just entered the room regarded me with respectfully professional uncertainty through Coke-bottle-bottom glasses perched above his pinched muzzle.

“Not necessarily,” I responded. I extended a forepaw as the traditional litany exited my lips unadorned. “Detective Max Luton, Homicide.”

“I’m the M.E.,” he snuffled, taking my paw briskly, smiling. “Daimler, Bertram Daimler — like the car. A little out of date, and I don’t idle so good, but I’m still running.” He released me and set down his black bag — a prop guaranteed to identify him in almost any situation. Just to keep it official, he motioned to the ID tag clipped to his coat; it was proper issue, and no one else would want to be here anyway. He reached into the bag, removing and then snapping on a pair of equally proper issue gloves while I assured him that everyone else had come and gone.

Parsons padded toward the desk, and I intercepted him. He whined at me, “They want to bring in the gurney to bag this guy.”

“Another few minutes, Parsons.”

“You want me to stick around?”

“Take five and go mark a tree. Our guest of honor,” I said to the doctor, indicating the body and moving back to let the old dog work.

He considered briefly. “Standard disclaimers.” I nodded. “Victim appears to be the tiger known as Thomas Glover, according to photos and other information on file. We’ll get verification of that along the way. The obvious C.O.D. may not be it, depending. Some clever bugger might have poisoned him, then staged the suicide scene, hoping we’re not thorough.”

“How likely is that?”

“Too ridiculous to be credited, but bets are made to be hedged.” Daimler continued peering through his thick lenses, the occasional grunt or murmur probably meant to reassure me that he really was taking all this seriously. “You’ve noticed the obvious?”

“Yes.”

“Good. Nice to have a homicide detective I don’t have to train.” He considered further, brought out a probe from his bag and managed to maneuver himself to the victim’s left and crouch next to the body. “Anyone hear the shot?”

“Wife called it in early this morning; she says ‘something’ woke her.”

“I’m getting a little old for this,” he growled softly, maneuvering himself to find a way to insert the probe into the space between two shirt buttons and then into the body. I had to give him bonus points for not simply pushing through the cloth itself. “What’s her definition of early?”

“Nine-one-one call is recorded as being at 6:24.”

After a sufficient time, he removed the probe and nodded. “Close as makes no odds. I’ll try to be more exact, if it proves to be important.”

“Probably won’t,” I admitted, offering him a paw to help him unfold himself from his squatting position. “Anything else for preliminary?”

He shook his head. “At the risk of dating myself, what you see is what you get. They can take the body, and…” Another headshake. “There’s no nice way of saying this: I’ll make sure they scrape up whatever they can, see that it’s properly analyzed.”

“Thanks, Doc.”

The old pug removed the gloves and reassembled his bag. “I’ll get a proper report to you as soon as I can. Since it appears to be suicide, you’ll ask about…?”

“The usual suspects.” I padded to the doorway and performed the faintly unpleasant task of calling for Parsons. The Lab appeared all too quickly, along with a pair of suitably-attired attendants with a gurney in tow. “Make sure you bag’n’tag, and I want a make on the gun and the sword.”

“How can there be a make on a sword?” the patrol asked sarcastically.

“I want to know what it’s made of, who made it, where it came from. It may tell us why he had to keep hold of it, even at the last.”

“Because, maybe, he’s a fruitcake?”

“Is Mrs. Glover available?”

He jerked a chin toward the front of the house, where I knew the living room to be. “In there.”

“I’m going in to talk with her.”

“I’ll take you in.”

I leaned into the pup’s face, feeling my ears rise and go backward. “Parsons… who’s your boss?”

He blinked. “McPherson. Sergeant McPherson, out of the two-six.”

“Wrong answer. You got called into a case I’m working on. You’re on my detail, and I’m the one you have to make happy so that you can keep moving up your ladder. So unless you want me to call McPherson at the two-six and get your tail stuck on parking meters for the next six months, I strongly suggest that you get to work on getting that gun checked out and to get more information about that sword. Fail to do so, and I’ll see that you discover a new form of parking meter duty that involves being seated, suddenly, completely, and without lube. Do you need me to write that down for you in words of single syllables?”

Give him credit: The pup didn’t piss himself. “No, sir.”

“Get on it.”

He looked like he wasn’t sure if he should salute or genuflect. I didn’t give him time to do either. I had a grieving widow to talk to.

* * * * *

As it turned out, I was only partially right: I would be talking to a widow. Helena Glover was a tigress of self-imposed regal bearing, too thin for my taste, and too thin for a tigress, I would have thought. She looked almost too thin to have born three kits, although their faces showed in photographs on the wall, all in pride of place, all with the sort of smiles that parents inflict upon their children when evidence of their perfection requires proof in still life. All three were away at boarding school, no doubt being put through their paces.

I sat on the sofa, mindful of my tail and hindpaws. This was one of those living rooms where not a whole lot of living was expected. The tigress herself sat stiffly but calmly in the smaller of a matched pair of wingbacks, his’n’hers thrones of careful design. I gave her a moment or two to ready herself for the onslaught of questions that she was expecting. I’d been nursing one of those “bad feelings” that cops are supposed to get about certain cases, so despite the idea that I was probably there mostly for procedural window dressing, I had a pretty good idea of the information that I was going to get. As a famous barrister once said, “Never ask a question unless you’re sure of the answer.”

“Mrs. Glover,” I said softly, bringing out my notebook as a prop for the show, “I know that you’ve been questioned already, and I apologize for putting you through it all again…”

“Get on with it, Detective.”

Her voice pitched low, raspy, almost masculine, as if deepened by a good number of years of scotch and cigarettes, neither of which was in evidence in this part of the house. At that point, I reckoned that the high collar about her neck was not merely a fashion statement. I decided against pressing the issue. “Yes, ma’am. You found Mr. Glover?”

“I heard the shot.”

“About what time?”

“Not too long after I got up.”

“That would be…?”

“A little after six. Before the alarm. I felt that I was awakened by something, but I didn’t know what it was. A sound, maybe. Anyway, I felt that I wouldn’t get back to sleep, so I was getting myself ready to begin my day when I heard the shot. I came downstairs to see—”

“That was bold of you, Mrs. Glover.”

She actually looked at me for the first time. Anyone needing to get the truth out of someone else will tell you that body language usually speaks louder than spoken words. Her tail held resolutely still, although one ear flicked in irritation. Ears, as a rule, are much more difficult to control, as are pupils which may dilate or shift when the subject is irritated, surprised, or disingenuous. In this case, I figured “irritated.”

“I have a license for my own weapon, Detective, and I practice at a shooting range at least twice a year. I may not be able to predate openly, but I can defend myself quite well.”

I nodded a demurral. “Please continue.”

She gathered herself. “I came downstairs — yes, with my pistol — heard nothing, saw no one. The alarm system was undisturbed, the main outer doors locked. I went to my husband’s study and found…” She trailed off, seeming for the first time shaken in her resolve.

“Did your husband have any visitors last night?”

“No.” She reached for a coffee cup that was likely on its fifth recharge. I was only mildly surprised that she wasn’t taking something stronger, but perhaps she realized how easily I’d smell it on her.

“How would you describe your husband’s mood recently?”

“Fine.” Her response came swiftly. “He was fine.”

“And when he came home last night?”

“Fine.”

“Nothing worrying him?”

“Thomas was always worried about something.”

I nodded, letting the little fibs grow larger in their own good time. I moved the pen around to make it appear that I was writing down the holy writ of unimpeachable testimony. “Do you know what he was working on recently?”

“He rarely spoke of his work.”

“I’m sure his office can tell me, particularly if it has any relevance.”

“I doubt that it does.” She caught herself just a little too late, shifted slightly in her throne, trying to recover. “He specialized in real estate law. I believe that his latest case involved squatters on some country land. Some… commune.” She spat out the word as if it were distasteful to her refined senses. “The client wanted them evicted, and Thomas spearheaded the case. He was to present it to the court today. I had set my alarm early; I wanted to make sure that he would be there on time, because he was—”

Again, the tigress caught herself, although this time it was the tip of her tail that gave the game away. She had begun speaking the truth, and her body was reacting to it automatically. There was little doubt in my mind that the words she was about to speak were because he was upset. I let the point go.

“You found him in his study. Was the door open, closed…?”

“Closed and locked.”

My expression asked the question.

“There’s a set of keys for every room in the house, Detective. They’re inside a cabinet door, in the utility room. When I got no answer from Thomas, and when I realized that I could smell cordite from inside the room, I fetched the key and opened the door.”

I nodded, pretending to make a note on my pad.

“Aren’t you going to ask if I unlocked the door, killed my husband, then relocked the door behind me?”

“Did you?”

“No!”

“I didn’t think so.”

“One of your fellow officers seemed to think it possible.”

I shook my head. “The average beat cop who dreams of being a detective one day also dreams up ridiculous scenarios, trying them on like bad clothing. If you were going to go to such lengths, you wouldn’t have ruined your alibi by leaving the house alarm undisturbed and the doors and windows carefully locked. I’m sorry if they offended you.”

“I’m not easily offended.”

That was particularly easy to believe. I shifted my hindpaws slightly, trying to prevent my back from tightening up, as it had a tendency to do these days. “Considering what you found there, Mrs. Glover, it may be ridiculous to ask if you noticed anything missing, out of place, unusual…?”

She finished what was in her coffee cup and set it back down. “Not that I noticed. I did worry about an intruder, of course; that was why I noticed that the French doors to the patio were closed. I couldn’t tell if they were locked, at that distance, and I didn’t go to look. I was shocked, of course. When I couldn’t find any sign of an intruder in the house, I ran to the kitchen to call nine-one-one. I didn’t notice anything unusual.”

“You recognized the sword?”

Once more, the veneer almost broke. I kept my eyes soft, waited for her. “I don’t know.”

“It wasn’t familiar to you?”

“It wasn’t something that was kept on display.”

“It belonged to your husband?”

“So far as I know.”

“What do you know about it?”

“Nothing.”

Between the terse answers and the hardened expression in her eyes, my keen detective skills told me that I wasn’t likely to get more information out of her on this topic. Changing directions seemed best. I brought out Formulaic Homicide Investigation Question #47. “Can you think of anyone who might have a reason to kill your husband?”

“He was rich, and a lawyer, but he didn’t go around making enemies. He was generous to the best charities, an active member of the Bar Association, even spoke at a few conferences. He wasn’t the type to stir up trouble. Even so, anyone who has Something is the enemy of someone who has Nothing.” She frowned at the coffee cup, reached to the front of the arm of her chair and pressed a button that otherwise looked like part of the stuffing. I fancied that I heard the buzzer that must have sounded somewhere in the offing, but it could have been my imagination.

“I asked that we not be disturbed, Mrs. Glover; I won’t be much longer. Just don’t blame your staff.”

The look on her face became harder. “Well?”

“Am I to understand that your husband had no enemies?”

“He did not.”

“No one who might—”

“Detective Luton, the answer is no. There have been no life-endangering cases, no crime bosses, no threats, no black lists, no one at all who would want to kill him.”

“Very well, then. What about suicide?”

Her face changed significantly at that point. Her voice came out as a soft choke. “What?”

“If we rule out murder, then it must be suicide.”

“No.” Her headshake made it final.

I paused, calculating the right effect, setting my ears just so, shifting my hindpaws a little. “Mrs. Glover, if no one else could have killed him, then—”

“It couldn’t have been suicide. He had his whole life…”

The silence rebutted her without any assistance on my part.

“Impossible,” she reiterated softly.

Closing my notebook, I stood slowly. “Mrs. Glover, with that insistence on your part, I must ask you not to leave town for a while. I can’t make any charges, because there’s no evidence. You’ve made yourself into the only suspect in a murder case; I have little choice in the matter. I can see myself out.”

She made no move, and I thought for a moment that I might have gone too far. Taking a tip from the famous television detective, I turned back to consider her more closely. “Mrs. Glover, your husband was right-paw dominant, wasn’t he?”

A blink, a nervous thap of her tailtip, something registering or not. “Yes. Right-pawed, yes.”

I nodded wisely. “Thank you.”

“Detective?”

“Yes, ma’am?”

A long pause. “Why?”

“I can only try to find out, Mrs. Glover.”

Her eyes glazed slightly. I turned to leave, her voice haunting me.

“Couldn’t… couldn’t be…”

 

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Book cover for "The Last Defender of Albion"“Detective Max Luton, Homicide.”

My standard intro, and yeah, this old dog’s used it a lot, over the years. I’ve investigated a good many deaths. Maybe too many. This one was strange. Rich tiger, a lawyer a little younger than me, offs himself with a gun in one paw and a short sword in the other. Crazy, but what’s that to me? Nothing… except that the brass wants it to be a murder. After all, no rich guy who has everything would commit suicide, right?

My hunt for a candidate to be a killer led me to several crazy characters who didn’t know nuthin’. Finally, that twisted trail pointed to some group called Timewind that’s wrapped up in his past. Some kind of subversive-hippie-commie bunch, according to the government watch groups that labeled them domestic terrorists. They’d made the sword that I’d found on the tiger. They knew him, once upon a time; maybe they’d know why he killed himself. Maybe it had something to do with this book of theirs, The Tribal Manifesto. I figured I had to check it out.

Might be dangerous, but at least it’d be an interesting way to go…

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Winesburg, Ohio

By Sherwood Anderson
ISBN 0-14-000609-5

Publication Year: 1919

Tags: Short Stories, Classic Literature, Literary

Rating: ★★★★★

This collection of stories, published a century ago, is often dismissed as having been once considered great but now considered “pedantic” and something to be passed over and not “inflicted” upon high school students any longer. By this logic, Thornton Wilder’s Our Town should not be taught either, since it’s clearly “outdated” by today’s standards. I would agree that this book should not be taught in high school, since such schools in the United States today most likely don’t have teachers who can understand it well enough to explain it to the bored seniors, with their fourth-grade reading levels and disdain for anything that’s not part of a video game or the Marvel Movie Universe. (I’m now old enough to indulge my cynicism; to use an idiom from today’s meme-based culture, “Change my mind.”) Continue reading “Winesburg, Ohio”

The Legend of Hell House

(1973, Rated PG) Pamela Franklin (Florence Tanner), Roddy McDowall (Ben Fisher), Clive Revill (Lionel Barrett), Gayle Hunnicutt (Ann Barrett), Roland Culver (Mr. Deutsch), Peter Bowles (Hanley [Deutsch’s assistant]). Music: Brian Hodgson & Delia Derbyshire. Screenplay: Richard Matheson (based on his novel Hell House). Director: John Hough. 94 minutes.

Tags: Horror, Haunted House

Notable: Hodgson created many sound effects for Doctor Who; Derbyshire created the electronic version of Ron Grainer’s theme for Doctor Who; two of the six actors of the film are no longer seen after the opening credits roll; Michael Gough (uncredited) appears as Emeric Belasco.

Rating: ★★★★☆

A rich, dying old man hires three psychic investigators to discover the facts regarding survival after death. Their destination: The only indisputably haunted house in the land — the Belasco house, known to the rest of the world as Hell House. Physicist Lionel Barrett is out to prove his theory that “ghosts” are nothing more than electromagnetic phenomena. Mental medium Florence Tanner wants to save the tortured spirits that she feels are haunting the house.  Only physical medium Ben Fisher — the only survivor from the last attempt to investigate Hell House, twenty years ago — remains cautious and aloof; he knows too well that something in that house can kill… and he feels sure it’s in the mood to begin killing again. Continue reading “The Legend of Hell House”

Nightflyers

By George R. R. Martin
ISBN 978-0-525-61968-0

Publication Year: 1980 (illustrated edition 2018)

Tags: Science Fiction, Horror, Overrated

Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

An academic research crew of nine boards a star-bound freighter called the Nightflyer in search of the volcryn — legendary beings who have existed for millennia, passing through the galaxy at sub-light speeds, a mystery hinted at in the writings of many civilizations but never yet proved. As the journey proceeds, the researchers come to wonder more about the ship itself instead of the object of their pursuit. What they’re searching for may be far less of a mystery than what is taking them there.

***SPOILERS AHEAD*** Continue reading “Nightflyers”

The Klansman

(1974, Rated R) Lee Marvin (Sheriff Bascomb), Richard Burton (Breck Stancill), Cameron Mitchell (Butt Cutt Cates), O. J. Simpson (Garth), Lola Falana (Loretta Sykes), David Huddleston (Mayor Hardy Riddle), Linda Evans (Nancy Poteet), Luciana Paluzzi (Trixie), David Ladd (Flagg). Music: Stu Gardner and Dale O. Warren. Screenplay: Millard Kaufmann and Samuel Fuller, based on the novel by William Bradford Huie. Director: Terrence Young. 112 minutes.

Tags: History, Drama, Terrible

Notable: A train wreck on and off the set; Italian actress Paluzzi wasn’t a good choice for a Southern girl.

Rating: ★★☆☆☆

In a small Alabama town, where the mayor is just another good ol’ boy Klansman, a sheriff has to balance presumably small acts of racial violence with keeping the peace in a powder-keg of personal and political tensions. Tempers flare when a black man is accused of raping a white woman, and an angry man resorts to vigilante justice. As outsiders arrive to cover the story of a civil rights rally, the KKK forms a lynching party, hell-bent on killing anyone — white or black — who gets in their way. Continue reading “The Klansman”

Let’s All Kill Constance

By Ray Bradbury
ISBN: 0-06-051584-8

Tags: Mystery, Modern-Day Fantasy

Rating: ★★★★★

[from the publisher] On a dismal evening in the previous century, an unnamed writer in Venice, California, answers a furious pounding at his beachfront bungalow door and again admits Constance Rattigan into his life. An aging, once-glamorous Hollywood star, Constance is running in fear from something she dares not acknowledge — and vanishes as suddenly as she appeared, leaving the narrator two macabre books: Twin listings of the Tinseltown dead and soon to be dead, with Constance’s name included among them. And so begins an odyssey as dark as it is wondrous, as the writer sets off in a broken-down jalopy with his irascible sidekick Crumley to sift through the ashes of a bygone Hollywood — a graveyard of ghosts and secrets where each twisted road leads to grim shrines and shattered dreams … and, all too often, to death. Continue reading “Let’s All Kill Constance”

District 9

(2009, rated R) Sharito Copley (Wikas van der Murwe), Jason Cope (Christopher Johnson), David James (Col. Venter), Vanessa Haywood (Tania Smit-van der Murwe), Louis Minnaar (Piet Smit). Music: Clinton Shorter. Screenplay: Neill Blomkamp and Terri Tatchel. Director: Neill Blomkamp. 112 minutes.

Tags: Sci-Fi, CGI Bonanza, Xenophobia, Political

Notable: Inspired by incidents surrounding Johannesburg’s District 6, during the full reign of apartheid.

Rating: ★★★☆☆

Twenty-some years ago, an alien spaceship comes to rest, hovering silently over Johannesburg, South Africa. The entire population of the ship — aliens who come to be called “prawns” for their crusty exoskeleton and mini-tentacles over their mouths — seeks refuge in an area referred to as District 9. Originally intended to keep them and humans separated for health reasons, the aliens become so disenfranchised that their area becomes something between a slum and a detention camp. There are now 1.8 million aliens in the encampment, and the Multi-National Union (MNU) intends to relocate them to a place some 200 kilometers away. The eviction, however, puts strain on an already tense situation, and when the head of that project, Wikas van der Murwe, appears to have become somehow “infected,” the entire project explodes into bloody warfare.

***ATTENTION: SPOILERS AHEAD** Continue reading “District 9”